Q: What is square and green?A: A lemon in disguise
Q: How do you make an artichoke?
A: Strangle it
A: Strangle it
Q: What’s the fastest vegetable?
A: A runner bean
A: A runner bean
Q: What do you call two rows of vegetables?
A: A dual cabbage way
A: A dual cabbage way
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well
Q: What is small, round and giggles a lot?
A: A tickled onion
A: A tickled onion
Q: What’s the strongest vegetable?A: A muscle sprout
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive here (I live here)
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive here (I live here)
Knock Knock!Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
